From: buck12345
Subject: hi honestly love
hi
WHAT THE FUCK? How does that make sense “hi honestly love” oh…just in case I was worried your hi wasn’t sincere? wtf. On Plenty of Fish you can have a minimum character requirement for messages. Guys like to complain about it or just obviously circumvent any obligation to muster some kind of coherent, intelligent thought.
actual caption from his profile: Muaaz pitbull !!!
From: Ballin! (View Profile)
Subject: hey
hey whats up?muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
That message made me wish I could punch people through the computer screen.
(4:56:26 pm)ftfd36:hey:)
(4:57:08 pm)ME:hi
(4:57:13 pm)ftfd36:whats up
(4:57:23 pm)ME:nothing you
(4:57:32 pm)ftfd36:bored
(5:00:23 pm)ME:same
(5:00:35 pm)ftfd36:what u lookign for on here
(5:00:52 pm)ME:i think i put that in my profile
(5:00:55 pm)ME:pretty clearly
(5:01:43 pm)ftfd36:no sex
(5:02:46 pm)ME:I’m sorry, what?
(5:02:54 pm)ftfd36:no sex
(5:04:10 pm)ME:no sex what
(5:04:37 pm)ftfd36:u dont want sex
(5:04:51 pm)ME:Not with strangers no
(5:05:07 pm)ftfd36:whit who?
(5:05:26 pm)ME:What are you trying to find out here?
(5:05:32 pm)ME:so we don’t go in circles
(5:06:32 pm)ftfd36:if we can have sex if we get to know eachother … i want to make love to a black chick
(5:07:14 pm)ME:NO
(5:07:23 pm)ftfd36:ko
(5:07:37 pm)ME:I dont want friends with benefits
(5:07:42 pm)ME:i put that in my profile very clearly
(5:07:49 pm)ME:and I am not out ot be someone’s fetish
(5:07:51 pm)ftfd36:i know
(5:08:00 pm)ME:So then what the fuck why did you ask
(5:08:13 pm)ftfd36: maybe it could have been more
(5:08:13 pm)ftfd36:…
(5:08:23 pm)ME:I’m not going to start out having sex with you
(5:08:27 pm)ME:because that’s friends with benefits
(5:08:35 pm)ME:if you just want to fuck some black person find a hooker
(5:08:45 pm)ME:I’m more than just my race asshole
(5:08:46 pm)ftfd36:nooo
here’s a big FUCK YOU to all the people in the world who fetishize black woman and come to me like im some fucking sex toy.
I AM TIRED OF THE OBJECTIFICATION
So I get a message from this guy on Match.
hey!
Came across your profile in one of the emails thoguht i’d check your profile out! You’re pretty cute! Get back to me if you would like to talk some more!
I already know I’m not interested. All he could talk about is that I’m “pretty cute” ?? Uh, no thanks, bucko. But then I peruse his profile. And in the “Ideal Date” description he has EVERY RACE (INCLUDING OTHER) EXCEPT BLACK checked off. UM WTF? So I called him out on it. His response?
Yeah I have to change that
Its not personal I think i just overlooked it when I was rushing to set this profile up
No shit it’s not personal. I DON’T FUCKING KNOW YOU! Anyway if race isn’t a factor there is a CLEAR option that says “NO PREFERENCE” on fucking top.
Asshole.
But ladies, you can go SPEEDDATING with him!! I know you’re relieved to still have the opportunity.
Let me be your blurry slave
(11:43:02 pm)Proumpire60:good evening princess
(12:19:34 am)me :you cannot be serious
(1:16:20 am)Proumpire60:y
(1:17:00 am)Proumpire60:i know my place in this world is to serve a beautiful goddess like you
(1:18:27 am)Proumpire60:please
(1:44:27 am) me ::ahahahahahaahaha
(4:32:10 am)Proumpire60:please
(4:32:14 am)Proumpire60:ill spoil you rotten
(4:50:04 am) me: ahahaahahahahahahahaha
(9:51:45 pm)Proumpire60:may i serve you
(9:57:58 pm) me: no
(9:58:26 pm)Proumpire60:you are beautiful
(9:59:40 pm)Proumpire60:ill pay u to use me
(10:01:02 pm)Proumpire60 
k ill just go away a worthelss white bitch OK WHOA NOW IT’S NOT FUNNY.
(10:06:47 pm) me: can’t you troll someone else
(10:07:07 pm)Proumpire60:im worthless im sorry
(10:10:07 pm)me :You should be
(10:11:02 pm)Proumpire60:i am…. you are just os beautiful and i woudl love to be ur lil sissy btch
GODDAMNIT I AM TIRED OF WHITE MEN CONTACTING ME AND UNNECESSARILY BRINGING UP RACE.
My friend got this unsolicated message on facebook… How can someone be seen to be so sexy from such a small thumbnail?
DANM! u foine
Suddenly I’ve gotten a deluge of winks and messages from men who are way out of my preferred age range on Match.com. It’s really upsetting me…especially when I look and see I’m 6 years below their own range! WHAT THE FUCK? I would understand if they’re only a year or two outside the range because who doesnt make an exception here and there? But if youre twice my age and about oh, 15 years above my highest preferred age of a partner you don’t have a chance. This one takes the cake though:
I like to type out my inner monologue in messages to women
gorgeous pics
. . .with those sexy mischevous eyes, beautiful hair and Gorgeous Helen of Troy Lips that Sunk 1000 Ships Lips . . if you are familiar with the Ancient Greek myth of that notorious Maneater! (:
Ok, enough building a beautiful woman’s head . ..thats very dangerous . ..get a guy in trouble. So . . .lets see . . . I’m outside your target age range, and your generally outside mine, but I stumbled on the profile and pic and was a bit hooked . . . and i’m down in Philly pretty often, was just there to go to the world series games. Where is [my hometown]?
But I digress, ciao bella donna. Seriously, did you ever look into the Tyra Banks model search for girls under 5′10″? Colleagues and friends that I work with ran part of that audition here in New york, it was a circus, most of the thousands who showed up and slept outside over night to get seen had no chance to bemodels. But you actually would have a legit chance. you’re not quite tall enough for the runway models, but You have a real good look. Ever looked into it?
Stephan
Okay apparently this isn’t a well-known fact (or maybe it’s only prominent amongst the people I surround myself), but it’s such a turn off when a man approaches you and ALL he can talk about is your looks and how beautiful you are. In person it may make a little bit of sense (but even then…the fact alone that you approached me tells me you think I’m attractive), but it’s still best to leave that alone. But online I have a full-fucking profile. Online there’s an advantage to have a hint of a personality or what they’re interested in or what they’re doing with their life. It was really creepy for him to describe my features like that in detail and say how making a woman’s head “big” is bad. WTF? I don’t wanna read that shit. And I am sad to say that what he said far from made my head big. It just made my stomach churn.
I like to lie about my height on my online profile
Look I have muscles because I am lacking in EVERY OTHER WAY
Why is there a trend of men who refuse to spell words correctly in their screennames IMing me?
(2:27:39 PM) fenominon06: i’ve actually never dated a black girl before
(2:27:44 PM) fenominon06: always been a bit intimidated by them
(2:29:09 PM) me: ?
(2:29:17 PM) fenominon06: what
(2:29:21 PM) fenominon06: are u askin why i been intimdiated
(2:29:29 PM) me: dark skin intimidates you?
(2:29:34 PM) me: that’s not exactly something I want to hear
(2:29:36 PM) fenominon06: lol not the color of the skin
(2:29:53 PM) fenominon06: you know that old saying
(2:30:03 PM) fenominon06: black girls are used to “bigger”
(2:30:22 PM) me: bigger what?
(2:30:31 PM) fenominon06: umm, well black guys have bigger egos
(2:30:35 PM) fenominon06: meaning dicks
(2:31:15 PM) me: that’s just a stereotype
(2:31:23 PM) me: you know stereotypes aren’t true
(2:31:34 PM) fenominon06: i know just what i been told by other black girls
(2:32:01 PM) me: just because the few you talked to told you that it doesnt mean it rings true for all of them
(2:32:09 PM) fenominon06: ok good !
(2:32:13 PM) fenominon06: may i ask how it rings for you
(2:32:19 PM) fenominon06: like whats your preference
(2:32:28 PM) me: how what rings?
(2:32:43 PM) fenominon06: u said it dosnt ring true for all of them
(2:32:47 PM) fenominon06: im askin how it “rings” for you
(2:33:27 PM) fenominon06: like how big do you prefer the guy to be
(2:35:42 PM) fenominon06: ?
(2:40:18 PM) fenominon06: u there
(2:42:07 PM) fenominon06: ok forget i messaged you..your not that cute neway
(2:44:01 PM) me: lol you’re such a loser
(2:44:08 PM) me: i went upstairs for 5 seconds and you insult me?
(2:44:13 PM) me: get the fuck over yourself
halloween45:Hey can i get your honest opinion on something? if not its ok.
[11:13:02 pm] ME : depends on what!
[11:13:29 pm]halloween45:does penis size matter?
[11:15:20 pm] ME : obviously
[11:15:37 pm]halloween45:in what way tho? like is bigger eally better
[11:15:51 pm] ME : Yes
[11:16:05 pm]halloween45:whats a good size range?
[11:16:24 pm] ME : Are you asking these questions because you have a small penis?
[11:16:52 pm]halloween45:i wanna kno if i have a small penis or not?
[11:17:12 pm] ME : If you have to ask, you probably do
[11:17:33 pm]halloween45:whats a good size? i am curious
[11:17:55 pm] ME : Depends
[11:18:02 pm] ME : there’s no set answer
[11:18:15 pm]halloween45:would you laugh at a small penis?
[11:18:27 pm] ME : not to the guy’s face, no.
[11:18:43 pm]halloween45:be hind his back?
[11:18:48 pm] ME : Most likely
[11:18:58 pm]halloween45:damn. why tho?
[11:19:33 pm] ME : Usually the guy doesn’t know and he acts like it’s big so when it isn’t it’s funny
[11:19:48 pm]halloween45:yeah.
[11:19:58 pm]halloween45:i am only 5 inchs so i am guessing i am not big
[11:20:23 pm] ME : no
[11:20:28 pm] ME : but statistically average
[11:20:39 pm]halloween45:would you fuck average
[11:21:01 pm] ME : It doesn’t depend on the person’s penis
[11:21:04 pm] ME : it depends on the person
[11:21:21 pm]halloween45:how big have you had?
[11:21:29 pm] ME : big enough
[11:21:55 pm] ME : hey, why dont you just go out and find someone to fuck instead of asking strangers on the internet if they’d fuck you
I love to message girls younger than my daughters about sex!
Except to say if he was going to bring up the NAACP on something completely unrelated (let’s be serious – they’re not exactly that relevant these days. Who really thinks about them at the drop of a hat?) he obviously was actively thinking about me being a black girl. He saw my stats, thought “oooh a black bi girl!” and was fetishizing me bc of my colour. NOT COOL, ASSHOLE.
AND YOU’RE MY DAD’S AGE YOU FUCKING FREAK.
(11:13:09 pm)kinkytoddsj46M:surprised a pretty girl like you isn’t out tonight
(11:13:34 pm) ME :Yeah because looks are the sole factor as to whether one will be out or not at 11pm on a Saturday 
(11:14:12 pm)kinkytoddsj46M:great, you go to any swing clubs
(11:15:32 pm) ME :who the fuck are you?
(11:16:01 pm)kinkytoddsj46M: a nudist and a swinger!
(11:16:51 pm) ME : congrats
(11:17:26 pm)kinkytoddsj46M:thanks, met lots of cool bi moms at nude beaches this summer, ever been?
(11:17:49 pm) ME : Did you read my profile at all before contacting me?
(11:19:29 pm)kinkytoddsj46M:nope, just im’d you
(11:20:07 pm) ME :next time look before you tpe
(11:20:09 pm) ME :*type
(11:21:02 pm)kinkytoddsj46M:think the NAACP agrees this is a free country, can im anyone i want
(11:22:10 pm) ME : Oh now you’re a racist
(11:22:13 pm) ME : A+ ASSHOLE
(11:22:18 pm) ME : fucking dick
