*eyeroll* it’s not all about you

I hate when guys don’t notice how when they write a message it centers only on them and how THEY hope YOU’RE good enough for THEM. Um, excuse you you messaged me first. Yes we may be sizing each other up, but dont make it so obvious.

Also this guy doesn’t like to use periods. Glad he “digg[s] my pix” but I don’t understand how it matters whether I can “keep up” with him.

From: hughhurt (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: hi Sent Date: 1/6/2010 1:58:05 AM
If you were wondering where all the real men went, my reply would be its cold out lol But luckily I’m A January baby so I’m not scared of the cold. I digg the pix so hope you can keep up with me.

Why is Plentyoffish full of lazyass motherfuckers?

Also…why the fuck does he have a pic of his dog? *eyeroll*

From: youngcel45 (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: why not Sent Date: 1/4/2010 10:41:52 AM
hey miss how are you, you seem to be an interesting person whats your story and i tried to send you a short message not sure why you would want a long first message that’s another question and also where are you from The following images were automatically attached because your mail settings specify that new contacts must have a picture in order to email you.

How the hell is that message long? Evenw ith the minimum character length it’s short as hell. MAYBE IF HE USED SOME DAMN PUNCTUATION HE WOULDNT HAVE A PROBLEM MEETING THE MINIMUM LENGTH.

GODDAMN IS IT THAT HARD TO PRESS THE SHIFT KEY? OR HOW ABOUT PUT THAT PINKY FINGER IN THE LOWER RIGHT HAND PART OF THE KEYBOARD? I guess he’s just too good for periods…

CONVERSATE IS NOT A WORD.

IT IS A BACK FORMATION OF THE WORD “CONVERSATION.”

The word is CONVERSE. CONVERSE. GOD-DAMN CONVERSE!!!!!

From: realnavysailor (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: Can we conversate Sent Date: 1/4/2010 2:19:11 PM

Hey dear, I’m home and kind of bored, but i really want to get out and have a female friend so we can have some exciting time together, any way a lil about myself: my name is **** a college student from ASA College of Excellence in Manhattan and in the us navy (5’10 Trinandadian/American)and a single guy residing in the bronx and wanna have some fun. I’m a great guy with good ahead on my shoulders, i’m real and full of great sense of humor

Just…no. The subject alone was bad. However the phrases “female friend so we can have some exciting time together” “home and kind of bored” “wanna have some fun” All scream: I WANNA GO DRINK AND FUCK. No thank you.