I swear this must be a joke

This girl keeps IMing me. And for some reason because she’s not a jerk I don’t block her

CHRISTMAS EVE

(5:00:26 pm)Jaybird222:hi

(5:00:35 pm) me :hello

(5:00:44 pm)Jaybird222:how are u

(5:01:45 pm) me kay thanks and you

(5:01:54 pm)Jaybird222:good i love ur pic [ugh she sounds like a guy. red flag #1]

(5:02:58 pm) me :thankies

(5:04:06 pm)Jaybird222:i really think i would like to get to know u and ,maybe go on a date

(5:05:01 pm) me :well perhaps we should talk more first

(5:05:26 pm)Jaybird222 k i g2g for now but ill taslk to u another time

(5:06:52 pm) me :kk

(5:07:04 pm)Jaybird222:happy holidays

(5:07:13 pm):you too

CHRISTMAS

(9:42:15 pm)Jaybird222:so what did u do

(9:42:20 pm)Jaybird222:my beautiful

(9:42:33 pm):nothing. what did you do?

(9:43:05 pm)Jaybird222:spent it with famila dn spent it sleeping i was dealing w a migrane

(9:44:46 pm)Jaybird222:so it was one of thoes days

(9:45:00 pm)Jaybird222:do u have any plans for new years

(9:47:07 pm):Still havent decided what to do.

(9:47:08 pm):YOu?

(9:48:12 pm)Jaybird222:not sure maybe we can meat up

(9:49:17 pm)Jaybird222:and have some fun

(9:51:12 pm):maybe

(9:51:41 pm)Jaybird222:bite bottem lip

(9:54:40 pm)Jaybird222:that sounds good

(9:55:28 pm):i most likely will spend it with my friends though

(9:55:35 pm):it’s a tradition

(9:55:41 pm)Jaybird222:cool

(10:00:23 pm):what do you normall do

(10:00:26 pm):*normally

(10:01:18 pm)Jaybird222:for new years

(10:01:34 pm):yes

(10:02:20 pm)Jaybird222:usualy we go away

(10:03:03 pm):away?

(10:06:53 pm)Jaybird222:to family friend house

(10:09:08 pm):oh ok

(10:09:42 pm)Jaybird222:yeah but not this year

(10:10:12 pm):oh why not

(10:10:27 pm)Jaybird222:idk

(10:12:11 pm):oh ok

(10:12:36 pm)Jaybird222:yeah so if we could id love to meat u and ur friends

(10:13:36 pm):you’d ditch your friends to spend new years eve with a bunch of strangers? lol

(10:13:56 pm)Jaybird222:why not

(10:14:46 pm)Jaybird222:try andf get to know u

(10:16:41 pm):It seems weird

(10:16:59 pm):wouldn’t you rather be with friends than people you dont know?

(10:18:53 pm)Jaybird222:i dont have a lot of friends in ny for new years

(10:22:36 pm):ah

(10:22:38 pm):not even one? [then she disappears...weird...]

TODAY

(4:32:25 pm)Jaybird222:hi

(4:36:55 pm):hi

(4:37:28 pm)Jaybird222:how are u sexy

(4:37:57 pm):fine thanks and you

(4:38:50 pm)Jaybird222:horny

…AAANNND the convo stops here.

Aren’t prostitutes easy to find these days?

(4:56:26 pm)ftfd36:hey:)
(4:57:08 pm)ME:hi
(4:57:13 pm)ftfd36:whats up
(4:57:23 pm)ME:nothing you
(4:57:32 pm)ftfd36:bored
(5:00:23 pm)ME:same
(5:00:35 pm)ftfd36:what u lookign for on here
(5:00:52 pm)ME:i think i put that in my profile
(5:00:55 pm)ME:pretty clearly
(5:01:43 pm)ftfd36:no sex
(5:02:46 pm)ME:I’m sorry, what?
(5:02:54 pm)ftfd36:no sex
(5:04:10 pm)ME:no sex what
(5:04:37 pm)ftfd36:u dont want sex
(5:04:51 pm)ME:Not with strangers no
(5:05:07 pm)ftfd36:whit who?
(5:05:26 pm)ME:What are you trying to find out here?
(5:05:32 pm)ME:so we don’t go in circles
(5:06:32 pm)ftfd36:if we can have sex if we get to know eachother … i want to make love to a black chick
(5:07:14 pm)ME:NO
(5:07:23 pm)ftfd36:ko
(5:07:37 pm)ME:I dont want friends with benefits
(5:07:42 pm)ME:i put that in my profile very clearly
(5:07:49 pm)ME:and I am not out ot be someone’s fetish
(5:07:51 pm)ftfd36:i know
(5:08:00 pm)ME:So then what the fuck why did you ask
(5:08:13 pm)ftfd36: maybe it could have been more
(5:08:13 pm)ftfd36:…
(5:08:23 pm)ME:I’m not going to start out having sex with you
(5:08:27 pm)ME:because that’s friends with benefits
(5:08:35 pm)ME:if you just want to fuck some black person find a hooker
(5:08:45 pm)ME:I’m more than just my race asshole
(5:08:46 pm)ftfd36:nooo

here’s a big FUCK YOU to all the people in the world who fetishize black woman and come to me like im some fucking sex toy.

I AM TIRED OF THE OBJECTIFICATION

Fuck his profile is deleted

But ladies, you can go SPEEDDATING with him!! I know you’re relieved to still have the opportunity.

Let me be your blurry slave

(11:43:02 pm)Proumpire60:good evening princess

(12:19:34 am)me :you cannot be serious

(1:16:20 am)Proumpire60:y

(1:17:00 am)Proumpire60:i know my place in this world is to serve a beautiful goddess like you

(1:18:27 am)Proumpire60:please

(1:44:27 am) me ::ahahahahahaahaha

(4:32:10 am)Proumpire60:please

(4:32:14 am)Proumpire60:ill spoil you rotten

(4:50:04 am) me: ahahaahahahahahahahaha

(9:51:45 pm)Proumpire60:may i serve you

(9:57:58 pm) me: no

(9:58:26 pm)Proumpire60:you are beautiful

(9:59:40 pm)Proumpire60:ill pay u to use me

(10:01:02 pm)Proumpire60 k ill just go away a worthelss white bitch OK WHOA NOW IT’S NOT FUNNY.

(10:06:47 pm) me: can’t you troll someone else

(10:07:07 pm)Proumpire60:im worthless im sorry

(10:10:07 pm)me :You should be

(10:11:02 pm)Proumpire60:i am…. you are just os beautiful and i woudl love to be ur lil sissy btch

GODDAMNIT I AM TIRED OF WHITE MEN CONTACTING ME AND UNNECESSARILY BRINGING UP RACE.

“I don’t black girls bc they’re scary”

I like to lie about my height on my online profile

Look I have muscles because I am lacking in EVERY OTHER WAY

Why is there a trend of men who refuse to spell words correctly in their screennames IMing me?

(2:27:39 PM) fenominon06: i’ve actually never dated a black girl before
(2:27:44 PM) fenominon06: always been a bit intimidated by them
(2:29:09 PM) me: ?
(2:29:17 PM) fenominon06: what
(2:29:21 PM) fenominon06: are u askin why i been intimdiated
(2:29:29 PM) me: dark skin intimidates you?
(2:29:34 PM) me: that’s not exactly something I want to hear
(2:29:36 PM) fenominon06: lol not the color of the skin
(2:29:53 PM) fenominon06: you know that old saying
(2:30:03 PM) fenominon06: black girls are used to “bigger”
(2:30:22 PM) me: bigger what?
(2:30:31 PM) fenominon06: umm, well black guys have bigger egos
(2:30:35 PM) fenominon06: meaning dicks
(2:31:15 PM) me: that’s just a stereotype
(2:31:23 PM) me: you know stereotypes aren’t true
(2:31:34 PM) fenominon06: i know just what i been told by other black girls
(2:32:01 PM) me: just because the few you talked to told you that it doesnt mean it rings true for all of them
(2:32:09 PM) fenominon06: ok good !
(2:32:13 PM) fenominon06: may i ask how it rings for you
(2:32:19 PM) fenominon06: like whats your preference
(2:32:28 PM) me: how what rings?
(2:32:43 PM) fenominon06: u said it dosnt ring true for all of them
(2:32:47 PM) fenominon06: im askin how it “rings” for you
(2:33:27 PM) fenominon06: like how big do you prefer the guy to be
(2:35:42 PM) fenominon06: ?
(2:40:18 PM) fenominon06: u there
(2:42:07 PM) fenominon06: ok forget i messaged you..your not that cute neway
(2:44:01 PM) me: lol you’re such a loser
(2:44:08 PM) me: i went upstairs for 5 seconds and you insult me?
(2:44:13 PM) me: get the fuck over yourself

Never trust a man too lazy to spell out “good”

…and don’t trust a guy who  has a gratuitous use of the smiley either. from his sidekick.

(3:49:26 PM) gost town1: Yeo wuz gud mami
(3:49:54 PM) me: excuse me?
(3:49:54 PM) gost town1 <AUTO-REPLY>: Mad tired
(3:50:49 PM) gost town1: Sorry
(3:50:55 PM) gost town1:
(3:51:04 PM) me: sorry what
(3:51:16 PM) me: i didnt understand you
(3:55:12 PM) gost town1: Oh I was like what’s good
(3:55:21 PM) gost town1:
(3:55:47 PM) me: who are you?
(3:55:47 PM) gost town1 <AUTO-REPLY>: Mad tired
(3:56:09 PM) gost town1: Jason
(3:56:19 PM) gost town1: Got your sn fron plentyoffish
(3:56:54 PM) me: okay what’s your plentyoffish profile
(3:57:20 PM) gost town1: I don’t have one though I only browsed it
(3:57:51 PM) me: that’s sketchy
(3:57:52 PM) gost town1 <AUTO-REPLY>: Mad tired
(3:58:46 PM) gost town1: Ok
(3:58:56 PM) gost town1:
(3:59:03 PM) me: okay bye
(3:59:17 PM) gost town1: Bye then

I hope his lack of response meant he followed my advice.

halloween45:Hey can i get your honest opinion on something? if not its ok.
[11:13:02 pm] ME : depends on what!
[11:13:29 pm]halloween45:does penis size matter?
[11:15:20 pm] ME : obviously
[11:15:37 pm]halloween45:in what way tho? like is bigger eally better
[11:15:51 pm] ME : Yes
[11:16:05 pm]halloween45:whats a good size range?
[11:16:24 pm] ME : Are you asking these questions because you have a small penis?
[11:16:52 pm]halloween45:i wanna kno if i have a small penis or not?
[11:17:12 pm] ME : If you have to ask, you probably do
[11:17:33 pm]halloween45:whats a good size? i am curious
[11:17:55 pm] ME : Depends
[11:18:02 pm] ME : there’s no set answer
[11:18:15 pm]halloween45:would you laugh at a small penis?
[11:18:27 pm] ME : not to the guy’s face, no.
[11:18:43 pm]halloween45:be hind his back?
[11:18:48 pm] ME : Most likely
[11:18:58 pm]halloween45:damn. why tho?
[11:19:33 pm] ME : Usually the guy doesn’t know and he acts like it’s big so when it isn’t it’s funny
[11:19:48 pm]halloween45:yeah.
[11:19:58 pm]halloween45:i am only 5 inchs so i am guessing i am not big
[11:20:23 pm] ME : no
[11:20:28 pm] ME : but statistically average
[11:20:39 pm]halloween45:would you fuck average
[11:21:01 pm] ME : It doesn’t depend on the person’s penis
[11:21:04 pm] ME : it depends on the person
[11:21:21 pm]halloween45:how big have you had?
[11:21:29 pm] ME : big enough
[11:21:55 pm] ME : hey, why dont you just go out and find someone to fuck instead of asking strangers on the internet if they’d fuck you

I’m not even going to try to explain why he’s clearly racist

I love to message girls younger than my daughters about sex!

Except to say if he was going to bring up the NAACP on something completely unrelated (let’s be serious – they’re not exactly that relevant these days. Who really thinks about them at the drop of a hat?) he obviously was actively thinking about me being a black girl. He saw my stats, thought “oooh a black bi girl!” and was fetishizing me bc of my colour. NOT COOL, ASSHOLE.

AND YOU’RE MY DAD’S AGE YOU FUCKING FREAK.
(11:13:09 pm)kinkytoddsj46M:surprised a pretty girl like you isn’t out tonight
(11:13:34 pm) ME :Yeah because looks are the sole factor as to whether one will be out or not at 11pm on a Saturday
(11:14:12 pm)kinkytoddsj46M:great, you go to any swing clubs
(11:15:32 pm) ME :who the fuck are you?
(11:16:01 pm)kinkytoddsj46M: a nudist and a swinger!
(11:16:51 pm) ME : congrats
(11:17:26 pm)kinkytoddsj46M:thanks, met lots of cool bi moms at nude beaches this summer, ever been?
(11:17:49 pm) ME : Did you read my profile at all before contacting me?
(11:19:29 pm)kinkytoddsj46M:nope, just im’d you
(11:20:07 pm) ME :next time look before you tpe
(11:20:09 pm) ME :*type
(11:21:02 pm)kinkytoddsj46M:think the NAACP agrees this is a free country, can im anyone i want
(11:22:10 pm) ME : Oh now you’re a racist
(11:22:13 pm) ME : A+ ASSHOLE
(11:22:18 pm) ME : fucking dick

Reminds me of someone’s post about entitlement

My friend has written a few posts about entitlement in dating at http://thinkweirdthoughts.blogspot.com and I couldn’t help but think about these posts during the convo. You should check out what she had to say!

(8:35:54 pm)JK872000:hey! i’m Joe, how are you?
(8:36:06 pm) ME k thanks and you
(8:36:16 pm)JK872000:doing quite fine myself
(8:36:22 pm)JK872000:and you are?
(8:36:43 pm) ME : [my screenname]
(8:36:47 pm) ME :FT for short
(8:37:02 pm)JK872000:well, i’m Joe, [your screenname] isn’t your name haha
(8:37:07 pm)JK872000:it’s your OKC name
(8:38:07 pm)JK872000:you there?
(8:38:26 pm) ME :Yeah I know
(8:38:54 pm)JK872000:hopefully you’re not one of those secretive people on here, you seemed cool!
(8:39:40 pm) ME :I just dont like to give out my name to strangers; it’s very rare and a quick google search could bring up lots of information about me
(8:39:52 pm) ME :Of course with the name Joe, I’m sure you can’t relate
(8:39:57 pm)JK872000:you’re absolutely right, i’m sorry
(8:40:21 pm)JK872000:i’m sorry for being pushy
(8:40:46 pm) ME :No worries. Most people assume I have a super common name like theirs.
(8:41:01 pm)JK872000:haha, we all have different names
(8:41:11 pm)JK872000:that’s what makes us unique
(8:41:23 pm) ME :Yes, but some overlap more than others
(8:41:37 pm) ME :And mine rarely does in the United States – if ever
(8:41:50 pm)JK872000:true, so tell me, what are you actually interested in on this site in the long term?
(8:41:58 pm)JK872000:your name?
(8:42:20 pm) ME :yeah my name
(8:42:49 pm)JK872000:oh ok
(8:43:07 pm)JK872000:so, answer my question if you would lol
(8:43:20 pm) ME :I thought you were going to stop being pushy?
(8:43:31 pm)JK872000:haha, i’m just joking around!
(8:43:40 pm)JK872000:i promise you i won’t be pushy anymore
(8:43:56 pm) ME :I guess we’ll have to see if you truly follow through
(8:44:04 pm) ME :I know it’s hard to change how we are
(8:44:09 pm)JK872000:you have my word
(8:44:23 pm) ME :kk
(8:44:36 pm)JK872000:so, how was your day?
(8:44:47 pm) ME :It was alright. And yours?
(8:45:01 pm)JK872000:mine was ok, bad day at work
(8:45:13 pm) ME :Sorry to hear
(8:45:53 pm)JK872000:the women who was possibly gonna let me stay with her(an adult) since my family is movin to maine, said her husband isn’t ready for the move, LOL, they let someone the same age as me pay rent, it pissed me off
(8:46:22 pm) ME :Oh, sorry
(8:46:31 pm)JK872000:it’s ok
(8:46:38 pm)JK872000:i’m looking for an apartment for the spring
(8:46:58 pm)JK872000:the women gave me an “oh well” look
(8:47:02 pm)JK872000:woman*
(8:47:11 pm) ME ooh
(8:47:23 pm)JK872000:i was swearin to myself
(8:47:29 pm)JK872000:i wasn’t all that happy haha
(8:47:48 pm) ME :yeah
(8:48:48 pm)JK872000:saw an ad on craigslist, i’ll call the # and see, if not, i’ll put an ad in the paper or whatever, because i refuse to move to maine
(8:49:32 pm) ME :Good luck
(8:49:42 pm)JK872000:thank you very much
(8:50:31 pm)JK872000:so, about this feminism thing? explain to me what it exactly is
(8:50:49 pm) ME :You’ve never heard of feminism?
(8:50:56 pm) ME :Oh you’ve been missing out.
(8:51:06 pm)JK872000:i’ve heard of it, but don’t know the complete definition
(8:51:19 pm) ME :It’s all about equality for everyone, regardless of their gender, race, ability status, etc.
(8:51:25 pm)JK872000:i’ve heard of it on That 70′s Show, the episode where Donna is in a Feminist rally
(8:51:40 pm) ME :Wow
(8:51:42 pm)JK872000:and i agree 100%, everyone should be treated equal
(8:51:52 pm) ME :SO you haven’t heard a lot about it, huh.
(8:52:23 pm)JK872000:not a whole lot, but i believe women are very smart people, men have too many egos sometimes
(8:52:40 pm)JK872000:i have a high respect for all women
(8:52:47 pm) ME :If youre ever truly interested in learning about it
(8:52:53 pm) ME :This is a good place to start http://finallyfeminism101.wordpress.com/
(8:53:21 pm)JK872000:in your own words, how wonderful is feminism?
(8:53:39 pm) ME :very
(8:53:57 pm)JK872000:other than very, a long sentence would be welcomed
(8:54:10 pm) ME :Oh, I see the pushiness coming out again
(8:54:11 pm)JK872000:stand up for what you believe in
(8:54:25 pm)JK872000:haha, no, i want a complete definition, i wanna learn
(8:54:27 pm) ME :Yes, but that doesn’t mean I have to write a long thing for you
(8:54:34 pm)JK872000:it interests me
(8:54:40 pm) ME :I sent you to a blog that writes it out nicely for you
(8:54:50 pm) ME :http://finallyfeminism101.wordpress.com/purpose/faq-i-asked-some-feminists-a-question-and-instead-of-answering-they-sent-me-here-why/
(8:54:52 pm)JK872000:ok, fair enough, i trust your word, let me check out the whole blog
(8:55:51 pm) ME :The FAQ is here: http://finallyfeminism101.wordpress.com/the-faqs/faq-roundup/
(8:57:00 pm)JK872000:seems like a very strong topic
(8:57:08 pm)JK872000:not a very bad thing at all
(8:57:15 pm) ME :What do you mean by a strong topic
(8:57:51 pm)JK872000:it shows a strong empowerment, a strong feeling about how a woman feels, what they believe in
(8:58:41 pm) ME :Hmmm…you definitely need to read the blog lol
(8:58:48 pm)JK872000:yes i do, in full
(8:58:59 pm)JK872000:but i do have a question
(8:59:10 pm) ME :OK
(8:59:22 pm)JK872000:do you know anything about computers, because the screen keeps scrollin by itself, how do you fix that?
(8:59:35 pm) ME :No idea, sorry.
(8:59:44 pm)JK872000:thanks anyway
(8:59:53 pm) ME :yup
(8:59:57 pm)JK872000:so, what are your favorite TV shows/movies/music?
(9:00:27 pm) ME :That’s a loaded question
(9:00:37 pm) ME :I have a varying taste; it depends on my mood.
(9:00:46 pm)JK872000:that’s very true
(9:00:58 pm)JK872000:i myself don’t like country, but i find myself singin it at work haha
(9:01:50 pm) ME ohhh
(9:03:20 pm)JK872000 :this conversation is going nowhere haha, if you want to ask me questions feel free, because it seems if i ask questions, i’m pushy, but i guess that’s my nature
(9:03:46 pm) ME : Thanks.
(9:03:51 pm) ME : I dont have any questions in mind atm
(9:04:35 pm)JK872000: i guess you don’t wanna talk then, and thanks what?
(9:04:38 pm)JK872000:
(9:04:40 pm)JK872000: B-)
(9:05:43 pm) ME :For saying to feel free to ask questions

for some reason he didn’t respond… =P

I can’t be bothered to do commentary

(9:21:49 pm)on__ice:wow – simply gorgeous!
(9:22:24 pm) ME :What is?
(9:22:33 pm) ME :Hello to you too, by the way.
(9:22:48 pm)on__ice:you must hear it all the time, but you are stunning!
(9:24:15 pm) ME :Yes, I do
(9:24:21 pm) ME :And it’s a huge turn off
(9:24:52 pm)on__ice:really? that a shame, it’s a powerful tool used in the correct way.
(9:25:29 pm) ME :No no it isn’t
(9:25:39 pm)on__ice:you dont think so?
(9:25:46 pm) ME :No I don’t.
(9:26:11 pm) ME :When a guy approaches me and all he can do is gush about my looks it turns me off. It comes across as superficial and shallow.
(9:26:36 pm) ME :I assume he finds me attractive because he’s approaching me, so I’d rather just get to know the person.
(9:26:50 pm) ME :I wanna be attractive to someone because of my personality, not my looks.
(9:26:58 pm)on__ice:It is shallow, but its also a lasting first impression. Maybe you have insecurities about the personality not bein as strong as the looks?
(9:27:47 pm) ME :No
(9:28:04 pm) ME :I hate when guys come across as superficial and shallow at first contact.

ASSHOLE

Notsopretty Ricky

(6:16:49 pm)rickp85:you are sexy

(6:17:54 pm)rickp85: and what frikkin dude asked you to fuck them with a dildo lmao

(6:21:05 pm) ME : some guys

(6:21:21 pm)rickp85: that you messed with in person?

(6:21:30 pm)rickp85: or like through messages

(6:35:38 pm) ME : Does it matter?

(6:36:05 pm)rickp85: whatever bitch

(6:36:35 pm) ME : that’s not very nice

(6:36:39 pm) ME: bye

Wow, talk about an asshole with a short fuze. I don’t want to go into the details about proposition of anal fucking and I’m a bitch? The misogyny is overwhelming. No wonder he’s single. Maybe if he stopped hating women they’ll be more willing to date him.